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Joke of the Day

"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"

"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"

"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."

"""I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"" -Me, every time I drink"

"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""

"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"

"Why are Asian women so excited about Tuesday? It's Erection Day."

"I'm sorry that I gave your baby a wine cooler. I forgot that I superglued a mustache on him earlier and thought he was of legal age."

"Why did the melons have a big wedding? Well, they cantaloupe"

"What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind...? ""At least I'm not black"""