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Joke of the Day

"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"

"Some people should come with subtitles."

"Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo? He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed."

"How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready teddy go !"

"An attractive Girl sits on a guys lap After a few second the girl asks ""You don't have a boner? How do you do it?"" The man replies ""Its harder than you think."""

"Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy."

"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."

"Today I broke my leg but it's going tibia okay"

"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"

"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."