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Joke of the Day

"COP: The killer wrote a message on the victim's mirror ME: You can't prove it was me COP: It was written in Dorito dust ME: I want a lawyer"

"Apparantly there is a term for Baywatch actors in their midlife crisis. It's called the Hoff-time show."

"What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds"

"What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa? Sandals in the Bin"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Many think it be 'r' but in fact it be the 'c'"

"Justice Scalia Dead Following 30-Year Battle With Social Progress Onion EDIT: removed hyperlink"

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"

"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"

"Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake."