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"""I'll have a rum and coke"" Is pepsi ok? ""Sure whatever"" *hands you a pepsi and coke*"
"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"So I went to a zoo the other day... And all it had in it was one dog. It was a shitzu."
"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."
"Men are funnier than women Scientists say humor resides in the penis. I think this is true; people are always laughing when they see mine"
"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."
"What did one ghost say to another ghost? ""Do you believe in people?"""
"The Flat Earth Community has supporters all around the globe."
"The person sleeping next to you is statistically more likely to murder you than any other person on the entire planet. Do the dishes."