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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"A friend of mine died late last night I woke up in mourning."

"I would give my dad what he really wants on Father's Day, but I can't afford to move out yet."

"My internet boyfriend doesn't know about my real life boyfriend, which makes two of them."

"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"

"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"Do you think when dead people get tired of being dead they commit life?"

"Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together."

"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"