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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a slutty toaster? A crumb dumpster"

"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"

"In my most recent study, Ive found that saying ""I'll have a chicken pot pie, extra pot"" to KFC employees gets a laugh 4 out of 10 times."

"Desperate Need of Good Jokes Basically I've had the shittiest day/month and I could really do with some cheering up. Hit me with your cheesiest and amazingly bad jokes :-)))"

"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."

"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."

"What's black and doesn't work? Half of London."

"WIFE: Can you send these party invites out? ME: Sure *throws them out window* WIFE: Did you- ME: If they're meant to come, they'll come."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"I hate it when people call me judgemental Especially people wearing shoes like that"