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Joke of the Day
"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"
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"What has 4 wheels and flies? A garbage truck."
"3 things I hate: 1. lists 2. irony 3. shitposts on /r/jokes"
"You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check"
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Hide all that weed because police lights are too."
"What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant? Middle East"
"Everyone who believes in Psychokinesis... raise my hand"
"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
"My old Mum used to say, ""Always give your food a good rinse before you eat it."" Lovely woman, terrible sandwiches."