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Joke of the Day
"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"
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"What type of cheese can you see in a mirror? Halloumi! (Hello me)"
"Knock Knock? Whos There? Imaja / Imaja who ? Oh look the door opened Im out"
"What's your best mattress joke? Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)"
"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"
"[interview for waiter position] Manager: ""So how experienced are you at carrying multiple plates?"" Stegosaurus: ""You're kidding me right?"""
"""I find pleasure in the little things""... ...Said the pedofile to the court."
"Michael Jackson, too soon? What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One of them walks on the moon, the other one fucks little boys in the ass"
"I heard that you only use like 10% of your brain. That leaves what, 82-83%?"
"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."