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Joke of the Day

"what do u call a turtle running on a 9V rechargeable battery? Dura-Shell"

"What is the square root of 69? -*ate* somethin'."

"PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol"

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your whole week."

"If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to share it with everyone. Not the money, just going to let you know that I've won."

"People always misuse ""ironic"". It's so ironic..."

"I'm an Asian male who scored a 2300 on the SAT I still don't know if i met my parents' expectASIANs."

"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"

"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."

"Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe."