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Joke of the Day

"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."

"My best friend's marriage is such an inspiration. As a reminder that there are worse things than dying alone."

"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."

"Watching ""Annie"" all I could think was, ""That redhead kid is going to make a hideous adult."""

"If you are going to use a boat to escape make sure its in water not in water town!"

"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"

"Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti? The recipe told her to mints her garlic."

"I HATE when people use song lyrics as their status! It makes. me wanna SHOUT! Kick my heels back and SHOUT! Throw my arms up and SHOUT..Etc."

"How does a person from New Zealand find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."

"What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? Aids."