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Joke of the Day
"I am writing my first Buddhist musical, ""Hello Dalai... Lama""."
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"How long after walking into someone's house is it acceptable to ask for their WiFi password?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Full of my own semen."
"Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman is a douche"
"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"
"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"
"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."
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"Don't you wish people could be like money? So you could hold them up to the sun and see which ones are fake and which are real?"