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Joke of the Day

"Apparently the average person has sex 365 times a year Pray for me. I may not survive the next 12 hours."

"I have invented a revolutionary drug that can cure third-world hunger... Just take one little pill with a meal 3x per day."

"I swallowed my wrist watch by accident yesterday, Harry. Good heavens! Does it hurt? Only when I wind it."

"""1990 called, they want their shirt back."" ""...why didn't you warn them about 9/11?"""

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"

"""Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury... Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny."" - Pro Bono Lawyer"

"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."

"Why did sally fall of the swing? she had no arms"

"What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive? It gets blown to ***bits!***"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back"