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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is like the square root of -1 Imaginary"

"I for one is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard"

"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"

"At first I wondered why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me."

"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out."

"now this is really a joke i love to read jokes but theres no function to read the next joke so it is a lot of tedious clicks to get there"

"This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder."

"How do you get a person with podophobia to leave? Just say ""shoe""."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? R! Aaaarrrgghhhh! You'd think it'd be R but it's the C, matey!"

"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."