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Joke of the Day

"Limerick I made about reddit. Spammer would always post to reddit Upvotes he would always get it Always posting for more He was a Karma whore In the end OP was a faggit"

"|(O)| MAARCOOO! ...... (.){"

"My friend graduated in psychology with a 3.8 GPA I wish she'd stop telling me her life story and just give me my order of fries already."

"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."

"I like my coffee like I like my men, Big, black, and strong."

"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"

"Ex girfriends are like refugees As long as they are far away, you dont care about them, but once they come closer you feel like shit"

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard Edward Snowed-in"

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned in grocery stores in the US. Trump will make America grate again."