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"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""
"I went to see a therapist. I said, ""I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."" He said, ""Right. Just pull your pants down for me."" I said, ""No."" He said, ""You're a woman."""
"What does a baker say before he orgasms? I'm going to crumb! ( )"
"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""
"Did you hear about the referee that got fired from the NBA? Supposedly he's a whistleblower."
"Standing in disbelief at an automated door that isn't opening for me is the closest I'll ever feel to having been born rich."
"Stranger: Sir your fly is down... Me: Oh geez! Thanks. *Bends down and picks up fly* Me: He's had some wing issues lately"
"It's amazing how many pedestrians confuse ""Right of Way"" with ""Immortality."""
"I couldn't find my mustache for a week It was right under my nose the entire time."