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Joke of the Day

"Ex girfriends are like refugees As long as they are far away, you dont care about them, but once they come closer you feel like shit"

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"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"I've been a dad for 5+ years now but I finally feel like I've really made it. This happened earlier today: Aaron: Dad, Michael's eating the wrapper! Me: Eating the wrapper?! That's Ludicrous!"
"What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection... A cracker with cheese."
"Why don't southern belles go to orgies any more? Too many thank you notes to write"
"What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'? River Derci. Sorry."
"Why is British weather muslim? Because when it isn't sunni, it's utter shiite"
"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."
"This baby at McDonalds may have started the screaming competition, but I guarantee I'm going to win it."
"My phone just replaced the word ""killed"" with ""kilt."" Well plaid, phone... Well plaid."