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Joke of the Day

"I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas."

"How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose."

"What do you call a naked snake A snake because it wears no clothes :D"

"What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"What does a limp dick and a king cobra have in common? You don't fuck with either of em!"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again: I've said it before and I'll say it again."

"When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them. You can say I'm passive, aggressive."

"It only takes a few seconds to express our true feelings. Unfortunately police call it murder."

"I wonder if anyone ever looked Jesus in the face and saw a piece of toast."