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Joke of the Day
"Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face? Because it was the punch line."
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"Why does Santa have an enormous sack? He only comes once a year."
"My son is starting school soon and thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name. I said, ""Don't be silly, Someoneyourownsize, why would anyone pick on you?"""
"How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub? 100\. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is."
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
"Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand? Because she uses the other one to sing."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty."
"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."
"If we can put a man on the moon, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. And then someday, we can put everyone with AIDS on the moon."
"Q: What's red and not there? A: No tomatoes."