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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!"
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"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"
"What do you call a very large number of bad people? [nsfw] A Cuntry."
"I'm really into Chomsky, Noam sayin'?"
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"This headline stunned me- ""Mars to reduce carbon emissions"" Until I realized it was the candy maker ... and not the planet."
"Sure, I'd love to Skype with you. Just hold on a sec while I brush my hair and undergo various cosmetic surgery procedures."
"Just found out my daughter's super power is repeating what I've said about others as soon as she meets them."
"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("
"harry potter and the prisoner of society"