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Joke of the Day

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was inventing single-ply toilet paper."

"How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, two... One, two."

"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."

"Did you hear about the circumcision Rabbi's wallet? When you rub it for a few minutes, it becomes a suitcase."

"What's 2 + Blink 182 46"

"Nothing freaks out people like unblinking eye contact in a public restroom. Especially when you do it from underneath the stall divider."

"Have no friends? Tell a girl you love her. Do this over and over and soon you'll have many friends! :D"

"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"

"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"

"WIFE: Every time I get close, I get hurt. THERAPIST: Is this true? PORCUPINE HUSBAND: *bristles* OF COURSE IT'S TRUE I'M A BALL OF NEEDLES"