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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that my UPS guy is a monkey... ...and he's driving me bananas!"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"

"Did you hear how Mexico announced it's solving their country's housing crisis? The Mexican government has decided to build apartment"

"Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!"

"Hey, i'm proud of my heritage that's why sometimes, I don't even wear my hood at rallies."

"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."

"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""

"Two years ago, my favourite cow died Today, I finally moooved on."

"RANGER: Remember, don't feed the bears ME (being attacked by a grizzly): OH GOD HE'S RIPPING ME APART! RANGER: What did I just say!?"