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Joke of the Day
"Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??"
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"Were PacMan and Ms.PacMan married or brother and sister? Have some fanfic that's either really awesome or really disturbing riding on this."
"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."
"At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what"
"It's Saturday night and I just saw a guy with a ponytail and tinted lenses. Somewhere, a tarantula is home alone"
"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."
"For date night tonight I'm taking my wife out for a nice dinner at the Sam's Club sample tables."
"Did you hear Chinese philosophers discovered gravity hundreds of years before Newton? Too bad they had so many durian trees."
"How do you call a person that speaks only one language? An American"
"What is the South American Music Scale? Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)"