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Joke of the Day
"Pick-up line guaranteed to work every time! Does this smell like chloroform to you??"
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"What's the worst thing about 90's kids? They fight back."
"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."
"If winning was easy, losers would do it."
"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"
"What do you call a Black Jew? .....a menorah-tee."
"Grenade in a french bathroom What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom? Linoleum Blown Apart"
"In the Garden of Eden, Eve wore a fig leaf. Do you know what Adam wore? A hole in it."
"Someone just honked to get me to get out of my parking spot faster so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead"
"How to be cool: A) Use the cool sunglasses emoticon B)"