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Joke of the Day
"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."
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"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."
"which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills"
"Running and Cars He who runs in front of car gets tired. He who runs behind car gets exhausted."
"I'm one more weekend on the couch away from being a throw pillow."
"What do pirates use telephones for? Booty call"
"What sea mammal controls Nazi Germany? Adolf-in"
"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw mold? That's growth."
"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."