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Joke of the Day

"Blonde with a twist Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist? A: Marie Curie"

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find."

"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

"If God had an iPhone, like 8 of the 10 Commandments would have typos in them."

"Indian Chief My friend got an Indian Chief tattooed on his arm. His arm never worked again!"

"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"

"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."

"The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back..."

"Two elephants jumped off a cliff....... BOOM BOOM!"

"what's the difference between cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton would never let cocaine fall out a window"