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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? It was 2 tired..."
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"A teacher asked a girl to use the word""handsome""in a sentence. Girl :- ""When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times""."
"Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed. Well, looks like he died 17 days after."
"I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure"
"My friends and I were trying to decide which award winning drama TV show we should watch It came down to the wire."
"The fact touche and douche don't rhyme bothers me."
"COP: Describe the robber to our sketch artist ME: He had one eye higher than the other and his lips on his forehead PICASSO: I got this"
"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."
"Ha ha A little bit ask his mom for a quarter she said for what he said for being good she said why don't you be good for nothing like your daddy. Lol"
"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."