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Joke of the Day

"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"

"Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore."

"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."

"Hillary Clinton isn't a female. She's just an F she deleted the emale."

"My wedding vows said ""till death do us part."" My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me."

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."

"Dad Joke: People said the USA would have a black president when pigs fly. Swine Flu."

"I made a pass at my girlfriend's mum and my girlfriend is furious... She tripped over the ball and broke her nose."

"I once went on a date with a playwright It was all going well, until she started making a scene"

"When my dad caught me smoking a cigarette he took me out to the shed and forced me to teach him how to be hella cool."