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Joke of the Day

"Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore."

"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."

"My ex and I broke up because she said she couldn't be with someone who wanted her to change. I just wanted her to stop sleeping with my friends."

"I went to the Zoo the other day, but all it had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"What do you call Halloween for feminists? Triggertreat"

"I worked at a Chili's when I was in college, which is so embarrassing. I usually just tell people I was a stripper."

"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."

"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""

"I just finished my exam on communism I really hope I get good Marx"

"What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common? They both love The Wall"