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Joke of the Day

"When my dad caught me smoking a cigarette he took me out to the shed and forced me to teach him how to be hella cool."

"Earth got put in Milky Way Special Ed for being bi-polar."

"My uncle came back from Scotland and said they found a new use for sheep... Wool."

"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."

"What type of MMO's does the Taliban play? RPG's"

"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."

"What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !"

"When Chinese audiences see movies based on toys... ...they probably think ""Hey look! It's those toys we made!"""

"So I went to grad school and finished my doctorate... I got my doctorate in fighting games and completed a masters in traditional line dancing. My degree is called the Shoryucan-can"

"If you think your wife has a great sense of humor, try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."