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Joke of the Day
"What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
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"What genius named it a ""news feed"" on Facebook and not ""bullshit""?!"
"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"
"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."
"me: can I buy you a drink? girl: sorry [holds up martini] already got one me: [spits in it] How about now?"
"Why did the little Dutch boy get kicked out of the gay bar? He kept putting his finger in the dikes."
"Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it's says ""No *Tres*passing."
"What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff? Nothing, she had her mittens on."
"Do you know why the feminist went to church? She heard there was a man crucified."
"""You kids and your smartphones, when we were your age we just dealt with having nothing to do with our hands."" *Lights another cigarette*"