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Joke of the Day
"What genius named it a ""news feed"" on Facebook and not ""bullshit""?!"
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"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"
"What do they call brassieres in Germany? Holdzemfromfloppen"
"I viewed a house with period features My wife hates it when I call her that"
"A communist a spy and a chinese walk into a bar He orders a drink."
"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."
"A teenage girl found out that she was pregnant. She thought to herself ""My mom's gonna kill me"". the newly formed embryo did the same."
"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times. Then I pick the block up and put it back with the rest of it's little Lego friends."
"No matter how kind you are... ...German children will always be kinder. Edit: Since you guys seem to like German jokes so much."
"If someone writes you a long email that ends with ""Thoughts?"" just reply ""Nope."""