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Joke of the Day

"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""

"Camo Elephants Q: Why do elephants paint their balls red? A: To hide in cherry trees. Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle? A: Giraffes eating cherries."

"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."

"What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A nun falling down stairs"

"The punchline was in the title Why did all the redditors downvote the joke?"

"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts"

"What's the square root of 69? ate something"

"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."

"I can only please one person a day, and i already pleased myself this morning.. so y'all are screwed!"