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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts"

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."

"The less hair I have The more head I get"

"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"

"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."

"Excercise adds years to your life... ... for example, I went jogging for 3 miles this morning, and I already feel like I am 65!"

"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."

"Where does a toilet keep his secrets? In his diarrhea."

"What's black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE."

"Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki"