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Joke of the Day
"I learned how to talk to animals today.. Now they just have to learn to listen"
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"Did you hear about the race between Cambodia and Burma? It was a Thai."
"It's not nice to make fun of the obese... ...They have enough on their plate."
"If she asks you to be in an open relationship, tell her to walk out that open door. She's a slut."
"If you worked for a tarp company your unveiling would be a cover up."
"Politician (noun): Someone who will lay down your life for his country."
"A woman once told me to look at the world through her eyes. So I looked out the kitchen window."
"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"What is the opposite of a misogynist? That little pussy, Brian. Always talking about his feeling and shit like a little bitch. Fucking grow a pair, dude."
"upon my death: 1. tell my kids I loved them 2. give my daughter my jewelry 3. leave french fries in my coffin, just in case"