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Joke of the Day

"Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor."

"I'm trying to find a job cleaning mirrors It's something I could really see myself doing"

"Having sex is a lot like communism... You both give and receive equally, you take turns reading from the communist manifesto, Stalin is there!"

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? BMWs have the pricks on the inside!"

"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum? With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!"

"One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it"

"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"

"Your mother reminds me of Eminem... She only worth fiddy cent."

"Everyone keeps saying ""0scars r our Olympics!"" O for f*ck sake. And our Pussy Riot is Justin Beiber fighting Shia lebeouf"