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Joke of the Day
"Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering."
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"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."
"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"
"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""
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"Why are libraries so strict? Because they have to go by the book."
"I caught my wife in bed with a banana last night... She was masticating."