77027
Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is skilled with their mouth? A cunning linguist."
Next Joke
"What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG"
"What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls? Owch! it hertz"
"Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents? Because the rest of the letters are not-E."
"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the Frog's penis have in common? Hogwarts."
"Why can't you ever really trust your toilet? It's usually full of shit."
"People shouldn't make rape jokes The laughter is usually forced."
"If you watch an Apple store get robbed, Does that make you an iWitness?"
"Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet? Because she thought it was Diet Coke"
"The rest of the world should fear our military. We have the most cutting edge technology 1954 had to offer."