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Joke of the Day
"How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone? Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry"
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"My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini."
"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
"I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector."
"What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."
"What are a gorilla's favorite months? Ape-ril and Bananuary"
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"
"What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive? The Stunning-Cougar Effect."
"Why does pooping get more intense while you're listening to music? Because it's logarythmic."