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Joke of the Day
"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"
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"I like my women like I like my rum... Aged 12 years and mixed up in coke."
"My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce."
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