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Joke of the Day
"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"
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"My grandfather's favorite joke Q: How do you make a Peking Duck? A: Throw a brick at him. As my grandfather would say, ""That's as funny as a crutch."""
"If someone specifies that you're book-smart and not street-smart or street-smart but not book-smart, they're calling you stupid."
"You know what they say about a man with cold hands...... No gloves."
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."
"Good morning babe! Do you like good girls? [Starts making you breakfast] or bad girls [burns the toast] Him: How did you get in my house?"
"Why are blind people bad at math? Because they lack da-vision."
"I saw a man at the beach yelling, ""Help, Shark! Help!"" I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him."
"Q: Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? A: Because she didn't want to go."
"i have a question for ron gaul why was my wife screaming your name last night?"