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Joke of the Day

"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"

"What do you call an agreeable ghost? BOO-YA!"

"What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !"

"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."

"What kind of car does god drive? A Christler"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He kept himself up at night wondering if there really is a dog."

"PSA: If you're about to be arrested, climb to the roof of a nearby court. You are now 'above the law' & literally can't get in trouble ever"

"I read a book about frogs today... It was ribbeting."

"What does the hipster serial killer do? Has sex with the bodies before they're cool."

"Has anyone ever seen Matthew McConaughey and a statue made out of overcooked bacon in the same room together"