54804

Joke of the Day

"My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini."

"What do you find in the Pope's toilet? Holy shit!"

"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""

"So, this co-worker stated that she makes ice cubes with her leftover alcohol. I'm confused. What's leftover alcohol?"

"How do you call a Jew teenager? Jewenile"

"people are like ""pokemon is basically dogfighting"" but tbh if a dog with ice powers fought a ghost dog I would probably peek over that fence"

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is"

"""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women"

"It's way too early in the day for you to be yelling at me, repeating your demands, and making me follow you around, girl. It's over, Dora."

"My boss is sick of my comedy at work and says if I tell one more joke then I'll be fired! Well, I'll have the last laugh"