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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"
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"I was in the army once... I was in the army once and the sergeant said to me; ""What does surrender mean?"" I said; ""I give up"""
"My phone corrects ""haha"" to ""hahaha"", so all my friends think they're 50% funnier than they actually are."
"Whats the difference between a priest and acne?? Acne waits until your 12 to come on your face."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"
"Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women's Day They let them get stoned."
"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"
"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."
"what's Forrest Gump's password 1forrest1"
"Now that it's 2017, to be accepting, I no longer see gender or age.... especially after my trip to Thailand"