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Joke of the Day

"I was in the army once... I was in the army once and the sergeant said to me; ""What does surrender mean?"" I said; ""I give up"""

"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"""I'd hit that."" Clearly what my head thinks about cupboard doors and other hard surfaces when I least expect it."

"Boobs What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better perk up or people will think we're nuts!"

"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."

"This is your captain speaking... AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING."

"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"

"What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack."

"I have a fifth sense when it comes to smells."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."