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Joke of the Day
"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""
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"How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar? If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well."
"THERAPIST: Ever had a job? ME: I once worked at a zoo T: Great! & what did you take from that? ME: Definitely not a penguin T: What M: What"
"In lieu of the recent manhunt... The LAPD's motto is ""to protect and serve."" I think they ought to change it to ""We'll treat you like a King."""
"What do you call a cow with no sense of humor? Moody."
"Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose."
"Yo mama is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook"
"The student asked his sensei: ""Why do you fight using only your feet?"" Oh, y'know. For kicks."
"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."