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Joke of the Day

"I went to the races yesterday. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip."

"Stacy wanted to keep our relationship professional That's when I knew she was a prostitute."

"What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool"

"why don't blinde people go skydiving? because it scares the shit out of their dogs"

"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"

"What do you call a homosexual Frenchman? A faguette."

"HOBOSEXUAL A hobosexual is someone who enters into a relationship to avoid becoming homeless."

"A married man's prayer; Dear God, you gave me childhood, you took it away You gave me youth, you took it away. You gave me a wife.......... Its been years now... Just reminding you......"

"Just walked in on Mark Zuckerberg writing down the contents of my medicine cabinet."

"I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings."