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Joke of the Day
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"
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"Library joke A guy goes to the library and says, ""I want a book on suicide."" The librarian says, ""Fuck you, you won't bring it back!"""
"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."
"What do you say after you read a book? reddit!"
"The next World Cup is going to be held in Nevada FIFA Las Vegas"
"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
"If I got arrested I'd ask for one tweet instead of a phone call because none of my friends answer their goddamn phones."
"HULK:*smashes a tank* IRON MAN:*flies bomb into space to save mankind* HAWKEYE: I have an arrow w/ your name on it pal, hold on stand still"
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""
"What's all brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"