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Joke of the Day

"My phone corrects ""haha"" to ""hahaha"", so all my friends think they're 50% funnier than they actually are."

"Why are crosses not in fashion? They're too God-y"

"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."

"Math joke Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She is not coming back."

"There was a young barmaid... There was a young barmaid from Sail, On her breasts were the prices of ale, And on her behind For the sake of the blind; Was the same information in braille."

"Nurse: Where does it hurt? Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*"

"Instead of using ""for example"" I'll use things such as ""such as"", for example."

"what did Putin say to Ukraine? Crimea river."

"The first rule of Alzheimers club, Is don't talk about chess club"

"Did you hear that Microsoft is giving away Office to parents? Word to your mother."