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Joke of the Day

"The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us."

"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"

"What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars."

"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"

"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"

"I have a higher IQ than Batman and Donald Trump combined. By the way, Batman has a higher IQ than me."

"Life Tip: Do not treat your woman like an object. It hates that."

"If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter"

"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"

"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"