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Joke of the Day
"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"
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"Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs? He wanted his *Kidneys*."
"I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size Tupperware for leftovers are equally satisfying."
"Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find your X. She's isn't coming back and don't ask Y."
"Me: *staring into mirror* Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary *skeleton bartender appears and slides me a drink* SB: $8.50, $8.50, $8.50"
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."
"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."
"What do you call a lock with low self-confidence? Insecure."
"Today a man knocked on my door And asked for a donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"