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"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"
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"They should make a Conservative Insurance to counter Progressive, they'll never fix anything and tell you to let Jesus take the wheel."
"I haven't shaved my beard in a couple days It's starting to grow on me"
"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."
"Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential."
"""If you have any questions, just ask. My door is always open."" said the boss at my new job. ""Why do you need a door then?"" I asked him."
"Do you know what the last result of the World Cup was? Spain - 8 Ethiopia - didn't"
"Q: Why did the fly fly? A: Because the spider spied her."
"Genie: Whats your first wish? Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."
"Trees Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question? It was stumped."