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Joke of the Day
"but what does Jesus do when he wants to swim"
Next Joke
"A guy calls 911 ""Send an ambulance! My wife's having a baby!"" ""Just calm down down"", says the operator, ""Is this her first baby?"" ""No it's her husband you idiot!"""
"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"Hear about the first Polish Olympic gold medalist? He was so proud, he had his medal bronzed."
"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."
"Hey baby, do you like tan lines? Because I fell asleep with a badminton racquet on my face again and"
"NASA finally completes plan to colonise moon. M:O:O:N"
"What's a nanny's favorite letter? I don't know, but it's not E."
"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."