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Joke of the Day

"Some say I'm a man of many talents. It's not true... I'm a man of one talent - I'm good at everything. *i'll see my self out*"

"Why are Soviets so bad with the ladies? They're always Russian the fuckin' and Stalin the lovin' hehehe"

"I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently in HD wasn't the right answer."

"What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson? ""Etude, Brute?"""

"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"

"Who is a Project Manager? Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month."

"My dick is so long if I laid it on the keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z .... ..... .... Wait... Shit..."

"*opens cartomn of eggs revealimg twelve rocks wher the eggs normaly go* guys shh ill get u past security this way, jus keep actimg like eggs"

"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."

"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""