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Joke of the Day

"Just wrote a book on reverse psychology... Don't read it!"

"What's speed of sex? 68 because at 69 she needs to turn around."

"The inventor of distorted mirrors has died. His funeral with be held in asymmetry."

"My mom always said that I'd never find a man dumb enough to marry me. Well, I showed her..."

"Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there."

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put the wrong socks on this morning."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Einstein married his cousin Esla Even his marriage was relative."

"Nose hairs must be the longest hairs on the human body. When you pull them your arsehole twitches."

"I didn't sleep at all last night I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... and then it dawned on me."