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Joke of the Day

"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"

"What's a four letter word for intercourse ending with K? Talk"

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."

"I tend to drop a lot of glassware but that means I'd be pretty fucking handy in one of those ""In case of emergency break glass."" situations."

"Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode really..."

"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""

"Day 19, I have successfully conditioned my master to smile and write in his book every time I drool.- Pavlov's Dog"

"How many jews fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 1000 in the ash tray."

"If my girlfriend has six oranges in one hand and seven apples in the other, what has she got? No chance of blocking an uppercut."

"I used to by my dad a neck tie on father's day, but now I buy him an Asian hooker. It's better to buy a Thai that he'll actually use."