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Joke of the Day

"Golf Joke: The Cast Away - YouTube http://thesandtrap.com/t/63042/golf-joke-the-cast-away-youtube"

"If I heard Matthew McConaughey only drank water out of a garden hose attached to the side of his house, I'd totally believe it."

"What is the worst place to hide in a hospital? The ICU (I-see-you!)"

"Why did all the female pandas want to mate with that one male panda? Because he had the big bamboo."

"Four 6 year old girls playing quietly at 7am is called a horde of elephants having a foot race."

"Did I tell you about my Viagra addiction? It was the hardest 6 months of my life."

"Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!"

"If God is always watching... ...then one day, while masturbating, I'm gonna look that motherfucker straight in the eye and finish like a boss."

"Pissed there isn't a superhero in my town called 'The Human Bee'. That jumps out of trees with a knife in his ass."

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"