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Joke of the Day

"Muslim feminist was explaining how women and men are equal in Islam ""You see, women have to cover their hair and their entire bodies. ""And to be equal, men have to.. uh.. wear shorts"" *applause*"

"Yo momma so poor... that ducks throw bread at her. I fucking lost my shit at a [6]!"

"Jesus Christ, superstar He dresses like a woman and he wears a bra!"

"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"

"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"

"I got one for you guys... Donald Trump"

"What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky? At yeast he's a fungi."

"Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"I walked into a lesbian karate class. All that they were doing was scissor kicks."